nuggles:

when you find a shirt you really like and wear it a couple times and it starts doing

the thing

somestoriestocome:

codexana:

lucifersblog:

carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

fullmetalfisting:

what if snails are actually demons and that’s why they react badly to salt 

You’re right. You’ve figured it out. My whole ingenious plan to corrupt the world to evil, and to stray from the light was based on fucking snails, and you caught me out. Ruined the whole thing. You must be so proud.

#damn someone had their sassy flakes today #calm down sass master satan

Sass Master Satan.

principatus:

fuck boys but also fuck boys u feel me

hula-hope:

My grandpa has Alzheimer’s so he has no idea who my grandma is but everyday for the last three or four months he brings her in flowers from their garden and asks her to run away with him and be his wife and everyday she says she already is and everyday the smile my grandpa gets on his face is the most beautiful heartfelt thing I have ever seen.

not-photogenic:

today in drama class i had to act like i was high and i literally just quoted popular text posts and i got congratulated on my performance